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Jared Pitts was born and raised in a filthy one-room shack on the Navajo reservation, and didn't own a pair of pants until he was 14 years old. Without money for food or clothing, he and his 9 inbred siblings were forced to steal beer and cigarettes at gunpoint and sell them on the street for a nominal profit. They also sold a crude mixture of hair spray and rubbing alcohol called "Ocean Breeze" to the bums who lived behind Wong Lee's Take-out-Chinese and Laundromat. After his gambling and cock fighting rings were busted by the Federales, "Rico," (as he was known at the time) was able to avoid federal prison by snitching on his business assoc